Brian's (neighbour) in goals, Anthony's (brother) up front and Christie (Manager) will tell you the rest.
Kick it into the river.
He's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Go back to Tallagh and turn right.
Who’s Jack Charlton?
Your taking off a motor bike and putting on a push bike.
Don’t believe it unless it's printed in the Farmers Journal.
The Palestinians will get a homeland before Slaney Rovers get a home pitch in Rathvilly.
Now I know what Alex Ferguson goes through.
She's able to make a sandwich out of crumbs.